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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 18:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

So they tried

What did someone say to you that instantly made you realize their life was in danger?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

My stepmother has banned me from the family. Can she legally keep me from going to my father's funeral?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

No way

What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are so many young teenage boys misogynistic? Where do they get these attitudes from?

Still no good.

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do I maintain and care for granite countertops in a coastal climate like Pompano Beach?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do you explain BYD selling more battery electric vehicles than Tesla in Europe for the first time in April?

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why do people hate Nickelback so much? What makes them different from other popular bands like Linkin Park, Green Day, etc.? Is it just because they're Canadian or what?

Just Forget it!

No go.

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?